I have just started training for my new job which involves staying in an hotel, on my own, with nothing to do but walk around Exeter. I had a lovely walk, it’s a very pretty place at times and having closed my Apple Watch rings I decided to get an 8 pack of stubby San Miguels and retire to my room to watch Man City destroy Watford. On my travels I bought some lube so I could stick my wife’s unused vibrator up my virgin ass. the game progressed as expected with Man City 2-0 up at half time. I nipped out for a smoke of skunk and to change my room service dinner to a pizza, which I prefer after… 阅读更多内容