turkeysnack 的个人资料

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Porn Lover

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个人信息

我是:

女性, 异性恋者

自:

No, 肯塔基州, 美国

在找:

谁也不是

教育:

学士（4 年大学）

职业:

nope, not gonna tell ya

关系:

拍摄

孩子:

不，也不想要任何

宗教:

其他

抽烟:

从不

喝酒:

从不

我的样子

种族:

白

身体类型:

平均

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Alright, lets get to this. i dont flirt or mess around, or hint or play games. i dont date ANYONE from or currently online. i dont do hookups, or exceptions, i dont give out my home town, zipcode, cell number, or do custom shows. What i actually do is very little, but that includes chatting, looking for videos or pics to kill time and either give or accept productive advise. i'm open to any serious questions but things like "Can you sit on my face?" will be met with blocking or me sending you random pictures of some STD dicks i find online, depending on the mood. Im gay...(shocking right?) in case you missed the big neon pride thing i have as my profile pic. im also very unfiltered and blunt (the surprises continue) but i also have terrible internet and bouts of antisocial depression so i vanish for long periods of time. its not intentional or personal, but it is likely and some of you will find it rude or annoying, you are free to feel however you want, but i did warn you. i am here primarily because they have really good search parameters for someone who is SUPER picky on her porn, and secondarily to talk to people as my only for of social media. i dont facebook, i dont online game, my phone is private and calls consists of about 30 percent advertising (you know who you are, please die in hell) 30 percent family communication and 30 percent medical, the last 10 reserved for wrong numbers, so i wont "call you sometime". topics i like to discuss include but are not limited to are: Music, Food, Movies, cool science stuff and comedy, as well as sexual conversation, but i generally do not role play and masturbate while chatting so its more of a topic of exploration than sexting. Q and A regarding my sex life or personal interests are welcomed but im not gonna talk dirty so you can get your jollies, sorry but its super boring to me, and unless you are a woman befitting my very rare and specific type, i dont actually care about your genitals or what you want to do with them to mine. have your fantasy, im flattered but dont give me the details. also, i am opening the chat to men now and it doesnt mean i am converting, just that i am open to general conversation. there are a few subjects that will get you immediately blocked and though they are a short list they are non-negotiable. Do not bring up incest or refer to yourself as "Daddy" at any time. its gross, what the fuck? pedophilia, nonconsenting sex, scat, necrophillia and horrible grammer will also get you blocked. (note, supernatural or vampire fantasy does not count as necrophillia, but pushing the topic of pro-twilight will also get you blocked)

wow i got off subject. anyway i'm an odd duckling, so you have been warned, otherwise welcome to my page and yadda yadda i'm Kim, bla bla. (Also i am aware that Kim is a common name for insane Korean men, but i had it long enough that i'm keeping it and remembering a fake name is too much effort for something i only use when i'm super bored. Its not like a first name is gonna be enough to track down, i dont even live in Kentucky, and there is probably a million Kim's in the continental US. I'm just not messing with it.

lastly. i dont add people unless i'm chatting with them or attempting to do so, therefore its best to sent me a message, and if we chat a little then send me a friend request and inform me you sent it. I'm really bad with computers and i keep my friend list minimalist intentionally to keep track of everything in my scatterbrained social circle.

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sado4bbw 2 年前

Turkey... The other, other white meat, not as moist and tasty but more of it.

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ygos 3 年前

Tildabeast didn't you know that the repressed monsters of the idd live in the closet? Self denial is also self denial.

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ygos 3 年前

Why is Muhammed hitler on a porn site?

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turkeysnack 版主 5 年前

days like this are exactly why so many of us white girls just cant even.

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38112bs 6 年前

Love greats from Germany a@kim benim

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turkeysnack 版主 6 年前

well, i know my logo here is just belligerently over-the-top and kinda "IN YO FACE" so it offends people, but i started with a regular picture years ago and nobody read the damn "bout me" so i had guys always asking me out. i kept making it more and more obvious that i was gay to avoid dumbasses who cant read and after 3 or 4 subtle changes with no results i went apeshit. no human being with the brain god gave a turkey can see that logo and think "hmm, i wonder if she likes the dick?" so yea its blatantly and ridiculously flamboyant, but it kinda needed to be. it reduced the problem significantly so why change it? i'm not normally a big protester, i don't attend every gay festival and push my preference off on everyone. i'm very subtle in my normal life, but since i rarely go anywhere, i dont get 10 guys a day at the supermarket asking me if wanna have an orgy. i have absolutely had that happen here on a regular basis. ridiculous problems require ridiculous solutions.

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turkeysnack 版主 6 年前

got you interested enough to comment though didn't it fluffykins? also, i own the space here so its mine to waste. i literally claimed it, like years ago when i made the account. wait a second...did someone show up late when all the complimentary dick-bags were all gone? my bad, they go fast. its like Halloween candy. you think you brought enough and they run out in the first hour. its a tough call to make because the leftovers spoil and you cant freeze them. dicks dont keep like snickers bars do. i tried, but, first cum, first serve. gotta start early. damnit. i think i still got space left here, one sec. fdsjhfdjhgfdkjhgdkhgfdjkghjkhfgjjkh. there we go. all wasted. *blows a kiss to whatever bla bla*

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popeyeinbed 6 年前

what a waste of space

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turkeysnack 版主 6 年前

至 turkeysnack : and for those of you who actually are here to preech at my sexual preference or be mean for the sake of being mean, you are also welcome to stay, and for your enjoyment we have complimentary snacks in the back of the room. you may select from either a medium or large bag of dicks to eat, compliments of Sterling Archer and my own warped sense of defensive dialogue. enjoy yourselves. please limit yourself to one bag of dicks per visit, there are limited supplies and seemingly unlimited visitors and we don't want anyone left out just because you are greedy. its just common courtesy and we all know beneath the layers butch and sarcasm i am a very proper lady and believe in fairness. have a lovely day.

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turkeysnack 版主 6 年前

no need to apologize on behalf of men. firstly, i already know 9 of 10 are assholes, but 9 of 10 (maybe 8/10, but im probably bias) of all women are also assholes, they just approach it differently. cynical as it may sound, i am used to it and its one of the reasons i havent been to a bar in like a year and plan to extend the time on that as i go. i'm not easily offended, and i always keep inmind that statistically most people speaking are idiots, which means that inevitably some are not and its not fair to treat everyone like a jerk purely because more often than not you would be correct. its not fair the ten percent who avoided that bahavior in order to be convenient for the mass of losers that actually deserve it. also, i dont read comments often, so if i appear to be ignoring everyone i assure you its only a combination of laziness and not being very tech-savvy, and not personal. thank you all for your patience.

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masopourfemme 6 年前

hello

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donthebookie 6 年前

I would like to apologize on behalf of men everywhere for those of us who don't know how to treat a lady. I hope you have room for another friend in your list....(hint, hint)

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stevebosuer 6 年前

hey hope you're okay

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xx_Smiley_xx 7 年前

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nwpa13 7 年前

Came here for the dumbasses in your comments and was not disappointed! Have a great day.

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stevebosuer 7 年前

Hey you good haven’t heard from you in a few months

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iAmsu 7 年前

Some people are just off balanced.

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turkeysnack 版主 7 年前

oldidick4yng...were you molested as a child? i sense a lot of hostility for someone who has an account for a porn web-sight. seeing as how i have never spoken to you until now it seems misguided. maybe you need a little Jesus yourself. also...pretty sure the English vernacular for fags is intended for male homosexuals, so if your gonna spew-forth random hate, at least use halfway intelligent grammar, some punctuation might be good too, ironic because you appear to be on your own period right now.

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anthony247 7 年前

So you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah! My place or yours pussycat? Just kidding. I came to your profile because the rainbow avatar drew me in. Don't you know men are attracted to pretty colors. They have all male parades all the time and there are rainbows everywhere, so i would be careful with the rainbow. For some reason it seems to be a man magnet. Weird.

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qzpm2241 7 年前

That sucks. I will miss chatting

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asslover872 7 年前

U should cosplay

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Well, you certainly portray yourself more honestly than anyone else on Xhamsteer. FWIW, I can relate to the bipolar mood swings and annoyance with bogus "plots" for various vids.

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Defresh85 7 年前

Love the pics !

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turkeysnack 版主 7 年前

so i guess i am back after like, forever AFK. no promises how long or how often. but if anyone wants to chat (and not just suggest that we screw or i will intentionally ignore you) then hit me up. i do tend to delete friend requests if you have made no effort to communicate first or very shortly after so just FYI. i chat about sex related and non sex related stuff but please refrain from constant flirting because low and behold i still dont like cock, so first few times is flattery and after that it gets annoying.

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