lt is said that the ability to make and understand PUNS is the highest level of language development. Here are the top 10 winners in the International Pun Contest. 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger. 2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, 'Dam!' 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. 4. Two… 阅读更多内容
How to suck a penis (the right way)
The sad fact is that most people, men and women, do not have the slightest idea of how to suck a penis. Most seem to think that simply by making a cunt of their mouth, closing it around a man's penis, and bobbing their heads lustily up and down until he climaxes automatically makes them an expert. Au contraire! Consummate skill is required to suck a man and provide him with the highest degree of pleasure possible. When a woman first starts her quest she usually has no one to turn to for advise and counsel. It was all hunt and suck. Hunt and suck. Find that one technique that could a… 阅读更多内容
He cum over me 7 times in an hour
We was having sex in a corner of the Tesco cafe and a 19 year old see us and come over he told me he never seen a girl naked before and asked if he could cum over me so when we finished having sex we told him in the disabled toilet and I stripped off and layed down on the floor with my legs opened he started to wank over me when he cum there must of been a mug full in him and it went all over me then he told me he had more in him an hour later he'd cum 7 times on joking and ever time he had about a mug full by the time he finished wanking 7 times I was covered in cum from head to toe hair face… 阅读更多内容