When I said yes to anal, I didn't know she will fuck my ass with a dildo. #dominantgirl… 阅读更多内容
Ugly me but who cares
Me: Say something which makes me feel good and bad at the same time. She: You're a proof that even ugly guys can have a pretty dick.… 阅读更多内容
Is it a Cigarette
One girl, who's a friend of mine, mistakenly touched my crotch. And then she asked me with a surprising look, "You don't smoke, then why you're carrying a cigarette?"… 阅读更多内容
Pushup Bra
A push-up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.… 阅读更多内容
If you wanna fuck her asshole, first lick it
Asshole is really tight if it's virgin. It would be a painful experience for her to get fucked in the ass. First you've to stretch her hole day by day before fucking it. So lick her butthole for a couple of days and once she feels confident got for fucking.… 阅读更多内容
I think girls prefer my tongue to my dick
Girls are eager to sit on my face and feel my tongue than my cock.… 阅读更多内容
Perks of small dick
-Why the small dick guy is so happy? -Because he gets blowjob every time his wife needs a toothpick.… 阅读更多内容