plateman85 的个人资料

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个人信息

我是:

jake Bullet, 39 岁, 男性, 异性恋者

自:

Bristol, 英国

在找:

谁也不是

语言:

英语

职业:

Cybernautic detective

收入:

平均

关系:

拍摄

孩子:

不，也不想要任何

宗教:

不可知论者

抽烟:

从不

喝酒:

从不

星座:

狮子座

我的长相

种族:

白

身体类型:

平均

头发长度:

中

头发颜色:

棕色的

眼睛颜色:

榛子色

身高:

178 厘米 (5 英尺 10 英尺)

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关于我

Now ladies i KNOW you took one look at my photo and received an instant sponge between your legs but seriously..im not interested. Please refrain from sending me nude photos in an attempt to try and persuade me otehrwise. In the past women have even sent me their first born children, which didn't work. They are now in fulltime care (the children not the women) and will be appearing On Jeremy Kyle in the near future.

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plateman85 版主 9 年前

至 gibblegobble : Gave you a chuckle? Which one Barry or Paul?

回答原始评论

Profile gave me a chuckle mate. Kudos x

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mavuk1 10 年前

HAHAHA. My mummy told me i was special too !!!! Not gonna let my miss,s see your profile.She might dump me . you have any content ?????

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plateman85 版主 11 年前

至 dirtylancscouple : Well this is quite understandable and is becoming rather a habit. Maybe i should have uploaded a less attractive photo of myself to save any embarrassment from females like your good lady wife. Please break it to her gently that while i appreciate her trying to find this "extremely attractive young man" ( A direct quote from my Mother only last night.)I would have to refuse her advances as I don't like to break up marriages and families. However, if she were willing to divorce you I would be happy to reevaluate the situation. Thank you for your kind comments on my profile and hope you have a good Day. - Jake B =)

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dirtylancscouple 11 年前

Top profile guv, made me laugh..... Mrs on the other hand received an instant sponge between her legs and has left me. Muttered something about Bristol and "mmm, must find him", whatever that means...

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