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Anglo heart, Celtic Blood. Cerebral, creative, passionate, spiritual, unconventional transgender. Tolerant, confident, acerbic sense of humor & edgy sense of style. I'm sincere, I look for beauty in life, I'm optimistic, witty & spontaneous. I can be a total pain in the ass sometimes, but I know some of you are into that so maybe we could be compatible after all.

When I'm not spending my time being utterly fabulous or saving the world from extermination, I'm usually attending really boring finger food parties, rolling my eyes in the queue at the supermarket & perfecting the art of being a beach bum. I'm romantic & love spooning, especially after forking, my friends think I'm crazy but what would they know... they're all imaginary.

I've been based in Asia for 26 years & led an exciting life. I feel like it's been a long adventure of sorts & I'm excited about what's in store for the future. I'm still looking for new experiences, new friends & love discovering unexplored territories. I'm obsessed with healthy eating & I adore hanging out with friends. I love cooking, lazy days at home with the music turned up or watching a good movie. I'm a typical Aries being firey, enthusiastic, full of ideas running blindly into situations only to find my expectations to be null & void. I find design exhilarating, I'm an avid fan of genius, my heroes are people who move mankind forward in the right direction. I am definitely turned on by the unusual, the abstract & the elephant in the room in equal doses. An animal lover, I do charitable work, I have a fondness for the underdog who turns their life around, I appreciate candor, I embrace my contradictions, I work on my faults (that's a bare-faced lie), I adore jazz, I'm always stimulated by the Arts & nothing (I SAID NOTHING) is more rewarding than travel, ok maybe a hot butt is! WTF.

I have no idea what I'm looking for on here, who ever heard anyone say, "Oh great, online dating is my favorite pastime,' but I guess a dry gin martini could change all of that. Hendricks or Le Mare with 3 olives is perfect, thank you. I think opposites attract but we have to be on the same page with certain issues, just look at Kermit & Miss Piggy. If we meet for dinner & there's little chemistry between us I'm not going to be playing footsie under the table. Show me your IQ & EQ & I'll show you, uh.. what would you like to see, cos I got something to show you!

So if you think you've got what it takes to WOWOW me, I'll see you at the bar (& having said that I'm definitely NOT a bar girl). Cheers... BURP! Ooops, pardon me, one more please.

Apparently some guys have had spontaneous human combustion after reading this, just saying. I had every intention of talking about the type of guy I'm into but it would appear there's a maximum amount of letters assigned to each profile and I've used them all up, Godamn it!

Sound of huge Gong being hit.... (as per Rank Film Distributor's Gongman)