I've been saying the quality of XRMXX's videos have been doing down the tubes for a while now. I've been using this site for a year at this point, and comparing then to now is like comparing the Curiosity rover to what we built in my high school's robotics club. Sure, both are functioning robots, and yeah, our school received money from NASA... But that's not the damn point here. Comparatively, our school's robot was a heap of garbage to the grandiose and nerdy magnificence of the Curiousity. Six months ago, I could find a video worth clicking on from the homepage. In recen… 阅读更多内容
My Haters Love Me: BFF edition
While the first two posts covered every stupid or nasty comment left on my profile, this time I'm cherry-picking my favorite comments left on my profile, from August through November of this year. Enjoy! From fukthaworld88, 18 Aug 2012 "calm tha fuck down and smoke a joint or some shit. ur like tha third motherfucker i have offended 2day. stop acting like a lil crybaby bitch." Happy now, FTW88? You finally made it into my blog-thingy! Give yourself a pat on the back for me---we're not done yet! Fromsouthernandrose, 18 Aug 2012 "You are a pimple… 阅读更多内容
My Haters Love Me, vol. 2
More comments left on my profile from my adoring fans, part 2 of too damn many. These 21 comments are from July 24th to August 18th. From Snake92666, 24 July 2012 "fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Remember silly ol' Snakey-p0o from vol.1? From Snake92666, 25 July 2012 "would be better if u just closed ur xhamster accout because ur here just to act like an asshole" Fun fact about Snakey-p0o: His XRMXX rank is THE GRIM REAPER. Dunno why he would want to be the grim reaper of porn... From Shane1989, 25 Jul… 阅读更多内容
My Haters Love Me, vol. 1
I've had a good run on XRMXX so far, but I want to do better. And by better I mean troll more. Below is a compilation of mean and hateful comments I've received on my profile, in chronological order. Only one so far of has managed to hurt my feel. I got over it. From iwant2fukamellis, 7 July 2012 "yeah u wouldnt fuck that girl. u would fuck anything with a heartbeat and a hole." I like this one because it didn't make any sense. I called a girl too ugly to fuck, and this was his reply. From bbwlooking4sex, 16 July 2012 "i bet you think you are… 阅读更多内容
If I had a band this would be our first album
So yeah, this is exactly what the title of this post says it is. It's just an exercise of my creative juices. Comments and opinions are not just welcome, they are appreciated on a level you'll never know. Sort of maybe. 1. THUNDER WHALES PICNIC (Cover of this awesome instrumental by the pillows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOTrTnfFVVE) 2. BURN YOU DOWN ('nuff said.) 3. ROCK 'N' ROLL MARTIAN (Inspired by a stupid line a stupid k** says in the stupid movie Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders [1994].) 4. HATERS' ANTHEM ('Cause all my XRMXX "fans" be rockin' to this every day.)… 阅读更多内容