U'll die with laughing......
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter". Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later. Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhhh I wish you… 阅读更多内容
A woman's bedtime prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. He's not afraid to admit when he's wrong. One who thinks before he speaks. When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, won't lose his cool when he's annoyed. Pulls out my chair & opens my door, massages my back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind. Knows just what to say when I ask "How fat is my beh… 阅读更多内容