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Hello & welcome to the bit where I can say something personal!

Umm... well, most people will stop reading any more after these two words: I'm married.

Why am I here? To chat to interesting people (text speak & those struggling to use the language as she should need not apply) and look at the occasional video. Please don't assume what's in my favourites always reflects what I want to try or do; some of the content is there simply because someone has a particular look in their eye or they're in an arousing position - it might only be a fleeting thing but still!

I've been on here for far too many years but, in that time, I've been fortunate to have made some exceptionally good friends and enjoyed some excellent conversations with people of all ages - long may that continue!
Oh, yes: I have met one or two people along the way with generally very positive results - but I'm rather fussy about who I buy coffee for so don't assume I'm talking to you with a view to meeting up...it really doesn't happen often because it's a special thing.

I'll reply to (almost) all the messages I get but don't invite me to be your friend unless we've spoken at length and get on.

Have fun and enjoy yourself. Don't forget the cocks you see on here are probably Photoshopped and that ladies don't usually show their faces until they know you.
:)

There's a fair number of fake profiles on here but this isn't one of them: what fake profile would admit to being hosted by a married man, for god's sake?

And, finally, just for fun:
== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
87% Non-monogamist
77% Switch
75% Experimentalist
68% Rigger
59% Dominant
59% Rope Bunny
54% Submissive
53% Master/Mistress
46% Sadist
45% Vanilla
44% Masochist
43% Voyeur
40% Ageplayer
37% Brat Tamer
35% Daddy/Mommy
34% Exhibitionist
30% Owner
30% Slave
23% Degrader
22% Brat
15% Girl/Boy
13% Degradee
12% Primal (Hunter)
6% Primal (Prey)
5% Pet
No, I don't know what some of those terms mean either!