Let me see if I can figure out how to post a few pics of what I did to myself. Sometimes, a picture is worth a thousand words. I'm a dumbass. I heated up a container of soup in the microwave according to the directions for two minutes. It's ironic because I actually read the warning to let it sit in the microwave one minute after cooking. I ignored the warning. I took it out of the microwave with a towel. I tripped over my own two feet and I poured the goddamn soup all over my left hand.… 阅读更多内容