SMART THOUGHTS
Sunny day, but really cold 1° celsius here, nothing really interesting to do because of the quarantine.
So i've decided to share some philosophie and my extreme intelligence with you.
first, i think if there were no water in the oceans I think fewer people will be eaten by sharks and fewer people will drown.
I also think that if hemoroids didn't exist there would be a lot more gay people.
If we all had a helicopter or a plane, we wouldn't have to fix the roads as often and the cars wouldn't pollute our precious atmosphere.
in another area, I think we will save more people by discovering a vaccine against assholes rather than a vaccine against covid 19.
I also think that if we cut down all the trees we would not need to pick up the falling leaves.
if the politicians, the religious, and the media did not exist, the world would be sad, because nobody will tell bullshit and we could not laugh anymore
I think people who wear gloves do that to prevent their fingers from smelling when they scratch their asses.
I think that the car manufacturers, should make cars that work on urine, so that we could fill up with a few beers and it will be more pleasant and less expensive. but I have a little doubt about the number of accidents.
Cows fart too much, it pollutes. If we put a plug in their ass,they will swell and at the end we can eat the legs and the head and make an airship with the rest. I like the airships.
I think if we had no teeth, no eyes, no legs, and no arms, we wouldn't need to go to the dentist or the optician,
and we could dress with a mitten and we’ll make great money savings.
ho yes, I also think that the Pigeons are a conspiracy of the car washers, if there were no pigeons, they would not have a job.
I have so many deep thoughts like this that I could go on, but I don't want to ruin your good mood with all these technical and complicated thoughts, So I stop there.
I promise next time I’ll cover cooler things like quantum physics, especially quantum entanglement, which seems more distracting to me.
As usual, I love you all.
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So i've decided to share some philosophie and my extreme intelligence with you.
first, i think if there were no water in the oceans I think fewer people will be eaten by sharks and fewer people will drown.
I also think that if hemoroids didn't exist there would be a lot more gay people.
If we all had a helicopter or a plane, we wouldn't have to fix the roads as often and the cars wouldn't pollute our precious atmosphere.
in another area, I think we will save more people by discovering a vaccine against assholes rather than a vaccine against covid 19.
I also think that if we cut down all the trees we would not need to pick up the falling leaves.
if the politicians, the religious, and the media did not exist, the world would be sad, because nobody will tell bullshit and we could not laugh anymore
I think people who wear gloves do that to prevent their fingers from smelling when they scratch their asses.
I think that the car manufacturers, should make cars that work on urine, so that we could fill up with a few beers and it will be more pleasant and less expensive. but I have a little doubt about the number of accidents.
Cows fart too much, it pollutes. If we put a plug in their ass,they will swell and at the end we can eat the legs and the head and make an airship with the rest. I like the airships.
I think if we had no teeth, no eyes, no legs, and no arms, we wouldn't need to go to the dentist or the optician,
and we could dress with a mitten and we’ll make great money savings.
ho yes, I also think that the Pigeons are a conspiracy of the car washers, if there were no pigeons, they would not have a job.
I have so many deep thoughts like this that I could go on, but I don't want to ruin your good mood with all these technical and complicated thoughts, So I stop there.
I promise next time I’ll cover cooler things like quantum physics, especially quantum entanglement, which seems more distracting to me.
As usual, I love you all.
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