青少年与棒棒糖和鸡巴在屁股

Yo, John!

Jakes. Hey Christian. How are you? Good. I'm running late. I noticed. Where's your pops? He left. What? He left. What? He left. You took too long.

What? You thought he was going to wait? I had stuff to do today. Yeah, but I mean he was waiting for you for a while.

Some things are unavoidable. When you get older, you'll understand.

I can't believe he's not answering his cell phone. What kind of friend is he? Look dude, he waited for you. It's nothing personal.