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What the hell? Oh my god. Are you kidding me? Not today. I better call Ruben.

Hey! How are you? I'm good.

Well, my sink is actually leaking and I don't know what to do about it. Is there any way you can come over today and fix it?

Yeah, you're not busy? Okay. No, no, it's for a real reason. I swear, my sink is leaking all over my floor.

Okay, so you'll come over then? Great, can't wait to see you. Bye.