穿着内裤的混蛋

Hey, sweetie. Oh, look at you. Like a little puppy, all excited, huh?

Well, I got something new for you to do. A little bit more exciting. A little bit more risky and dangerous, you know?

Well, what I thought would be fun for you this time is to quietly sneak into your girlfriend's panty drawers.

Maybe pick out one of your favorite panties. And don't act like you don't have a favorite pair, because you know you do.

I want you to take them out. Give them a good sniff first.