That Time I Fucked Your Mom

Remember when you went away to college and I stayed home? You asked me to look out for your mom because she was living alone for the first time. Well, I was happy to oblige. I didn't really know your mom that well, but I did know she was always quick with a smile and a very genuine person. I never understood why your pops left her and the more I got to know her, the less I understood it. We actually hit it off really good. She loved my motorcycle. We're both into classic rock. We both like burger joints. Did you know she likes to get high? Heh. You know what else she likes?… 阅读更多内容

发表者 devlincyde 8 年 前 1

Spying on Marie, the Mother Next Door

I could often fake an illness to get out of school better than anyone. I enjoyed my days off watching TV and lounging around the house by myself, but I often got bored. That's usually when I'd get in trouble. But on one particular day, my boredom led to one of the great discoveries of my youth. My window faced the side yard toward the neighbor. They had older k**s that I really didn't know well. I knew the mother a little just by a wave by the mailbox or if I rode my bike by her house, but that's it. I'd often look out the window towards the house, but not at anything in particular. Just… 阅读更多内容

发表者 devlincyde 8 年 前 5

When I Found Your Moms Phone

I was walking the dog when I hear something buzzing in the leaves. It could have been a large insect or maybe an electrical wire, but when I leaned in for a closer look, it was, sure enough, an iPhone. Whoever was calling blocked their number. I let it finish buzzing until it went to voice mail. I put it in my pocket and brought my dog back to the house. I wandered off to the side of the house and inspected the phone. It was white. It had a designer skin over it and a beach scene as the wallpaper. Had to be a woman's phone, I thought. Amazingly, the four-digit code was 1-2-3-4. Who does… 阅读更多内容

发表者 devlincyde 9 年 前 24