Around the holidays

There was a young son and his mother and father living in a house. One day while fighting the father says to the mother you're a bitch to which the mother responds well you're a bastard. The son asks what does that mean? The father says it means ladies and gentlemen. Another day while fighting the father says to the mother you have flabby tits. To which the mother responds oh yah well you have constipated balls. The son asks what does that mean? To which the mother says it means coats and hats. The son later walks into the bathroom while his father is shaving. The father knicks himself in the process and says SHIT. The son says what does that mean? The father replies it means I am shaving. The son then walks into the kitchen while his mother is carving a turkey. The mother cuts herself in this process and says fuck. The son asks what does fuck mean? The mother replies it means I am carving the turkey. Later in the day guests arrive at the door and ring the doorbell. The young son answers the door, and says to the guests good evening bitches and bastards. Please hang up your flabby tits and constipated balls. My mother is in the kitchen fucking a turkey and my dad is upstairs shitting.
Hope y'all liked this one.