Poop Free Pegging
This is sort of a public service announcement. There is a friend of mine here (you know who you are) who needs a little help in keeping things clean. This post is what I do to prep, and I'm not saying it's the only way but it's been effective for me. Your wife will greatly appreciate it, I promise.
Things you will need:
1.Either an enema bag kit or several small Fleet enema bottles
2. 1 tube of your favorite lubricant (mine is still the old and reliable KY Jelly)
3. 1 dildo the size of the dildo that you will be pegged with
4. 1 fresh razor and shaving cream.
5. 1 Imodium tablet.
Directions:
Timing is everything. When you consume food, the things you eat, and the time of your bowel movement all play a part. I actually start the night before by drinking a ton of water and eating a lighter dinner than usual. I avoid things like beans, lentils, broccoli, and cabbage. If something gives you gas, don't eat it. Also, no alcohol because you'll want to be fully hydrated the next day.
The next morning I only have one cup of coffee and more water. I might have a piece of toast or a bowl of oatmeal but I don't chow down. Same with lunch. Eat just enough food to satisfy and not a bite more.
4 hours before the pegging is to occur is a good time to start the cleanse. Take the Imodium at this time. The enema will act as a laxative while the Imodium will pretty much stop things from moving higher in your digestive system. If you have an enema bag mix 2 level tablespoons of salt with 1 quart of water. Don't use soapy water; that can be dangerous. You can also use the premixed Fleet enemas if you don't have an enema bag.
I strip naked and perform the enema in my large shower area ass up, head down. For me this is the best way to avoid a mess. I know some people will lay on their sides, but you want the liquid to flow high into your colon track. Gravity will do its job better this way. I hold the liquid until the point of urgency, then I climb out of the shower and empty myself in the toilet. I repeat the process as many times as necessary until the water that comes out is virtually clear.
However, I'm not done yet. I lube myself and insert a dildo moving it around vigorously. Then I pull it out and check to see if there is anything other than KY on it. If there is then I'll do an additional enema and repeat the process.
It's important to do the enema hours ahead because no matter how hard you struggle on the toilet, there will still be some fluid left inside you. You'll find yourself back on the toilet in an hour or so squirting the remaining drops out. By show time the liquid should be gone.
Something else I do is shave my ass until it's smooth in all areas. This part is optional, but I believe a smooth ass is more desirable to fuck than a hairy one. Pay close attention to your ass crack and taint. No stray hairs.
The final thing I do is take a shower making sure my ass crack and hole are squeaky clean. Make sure you dry it well.
Now you are ready to be pegged, and if she goes ass to mouth all you're going to taste is lubricant and Goodyear tire. Good luck and happy pegging.
Things you will need:
1.Either an enema bag kit or several small Fleet enema bottles
2. 1 tube of your favorite lubricant (mine is still the old and reliable KY Jelly)
3. 1 dildo the size of the dildo that you will be pegged with
4. 1 fresh razor and shaving cream.
5. 1 Imodium tablet.
Directions:
Timing is everything. When you consume food, the things you eat, and the time of your bowel movement all play a part. I actually start the night before by drinking a ton of water and eating a lighter dinner than usual. I avoid things like beans, lentils, broccoli, and cabbage. If something gives you gas, don't eat it. Also, no alcohol because you'll want to be fully hydrated the next day.
The next morning I only have one cup of coffee and more water. I might have a piece of toast or a bowl of oatmeal but I don't chow down. Same with lunch. Eat just enough food to satisfy and not a bite more.
4 hours before the pegging is to occur is a good time to start the cleanse. Take the Imodium at this time. The enema will act as a laxative while the Imodium will pretty much stop things from moving higher in your digestive system. If you have an enema bag mix 2 level tablespoons of salt with 1 quart of water. Don't use soapy water; that can be dangerous. You can also use the premixed Fleet enemas if you don't have an enema bag.
I strip naked and perform the enema in my large shower area ass up, head down. For me this is the best way to avoid a mess. I know some people will lay on their sides, but you want the liquid to flow high into your colon track. Gravity will do its job better this way. I hold the liquid until the point of urgency, then I climb out of the shower and empty myself in the toilet. I repeat the process as many times as necessary until the water that comes out is virtually clear.
However, I'm not done yet. I lube myself and insert a dildo moving it around vigorously. Then I pull it out and check to see if there is anything other than KY on it. If there is then I'll do an additional enema and repeat the process.
It's important to do the enema hours ahead because no matter how hard you struggle on the toilet, there will still be some fluid left inside you. You'll find yourself back on the toilet in an hour or so squirting the remaining drops out. By show time the liquid should be gone.
Something else I do is shave my ass until it's smooth in all areas. This part is optional, but I believe a smooth ass is more desirable to fuck than a hairy one. Pay close attention to your ass crack and taint. No stray hairs.
The final thing I do is take a shower making sure my ass crack and hole are squeaky clean. Make sure you dry it well.
Now you are ready to be pegged, and if she goes ass to mouth all you're going to taste is lubricant and Goodyear tire. Good luck and happy pegging.
8 年 前
