FAQ
I seem to get a lot of the same questions over, and over, and over again. With that in mind I thought I'd answer them here in an attempt to save myself having to answer them 50 times a day on a slow day. For the women on this site who read this, I'm sure you'll get a good laugh.
***WARNING*** A little levity is required.
Q) Hey why can't I see your pics?
A) Read my profile. It's there for a reason.
Q) Will you add me so I can see your pics?
A) Seriously? (blocked)
Q) What are you looking for?
A) Uh porn, this is a porn site right?
Q) Can I have your skype, facebook, phone number, social security number, home address etc?
A) Can you read my profile?
Q) I live near you, can we meet?
A) First read my profile, then try craigslist.
Q) What's the wildest thing you've ever done?
A) Giving out personal contact info (like my number for example) to guys online is by far the "wildest", and also stupidest thing I'll never do again. Oh you meant sexually...opinions vary on what constitutes wild. I used to do the swinging thing so I guess that.
Q) Do you ever meet anyone from here?
A) Nope, way too many sociopaths on here and the internet in general.
Q) Wow is it really that bad being a woman on here?
A) It's as bad or good as you let it be, I'm just jaded and cynical, but I assure you the sociopaths thing is entirely true, and the site admins here won't do a thing when you report death threats from other users to them.
Q) Are you going to add more pics?
A) At some point probably. When and if the mood strikes me I will.
Q) Will you do (fill in the blank) pics?
A) I'm not a camgirl, I don't do requests.
Q) Wanna see my cock?
A) That depends, does it have two heads or something else that makes it special?
Q) What's your favorite position?
A) Shortstop....oh wait. Doggy for sure.
Q) Hey I'm bored will you entertain me?
A) Umm, no. Wait...can you fit a bowling pin in your ass? Let's find out.
Q) Will you tell me a story?
A) Oh I certainly will, but you'll be sad at the end. =(
Q) Why do you give so many vague answers?
A) Because you ask vague questions.
Q) Can you respond quicker?
A) Yes.
Q) Why aren't you responding quicker then?
Q) Hello?
Q) Are you there?
Q) Hello?
A) LOL
Q) i m virgin u tech me sex?
A) Oh god no...
Q) Hey I just read your FAQ blog post. Why do you sound like such a bitch?
A) Because I read messages from xhamster users. Go figure.
I could keep going and some would probably be rather entertaining but that's enough beating up on the xham guys for now. <3
***WARNING*** A little levity is required.
Q) Hey why can't I see your pics?
A) Read my profile. It's there for a reason.
Q) Will you add me so I can see your pics?
A) Seriously? (blocked)
Q) What are you looking for?
A) Uh porn, this is a porn site right?
Q) Can I have your skype, facebook, phone number, social security number, home address etc?
A) Can you read my profile?
Q) I live near you, can we meet?
A) First read my profile, then try craigslist.
Q) What's the wildest thing you've ever done?
A) Giving out personal contact info (like my number for example) to guys online is by far the "wildest", and also stupidest thing I'll never do again. Oh you meant sexually...opinions vary on what constitutes wild. I used to do the swinging thing so I guess that.
Q) Do you ever meet anyone from here?
A) Nope, way too many sociopaths on here and the internet in general.
Q) Wow is it really that bad being a woman on here?
A) It's as bad or good as you let it be, I'm just jaded and cynical, but I assure you the sociopaths thing is entirely true, and the site admins here won't do a thing when you report death threats from other users to them.
Q) Are you going to add more pics?
A) At some point probably. When and if the mood strikes me I will.
Q) Will you do (fill in the blank) pics?
A) I'm not a camgirl, I don't do requests.
Q) Wanna see my cock?
A) That depends, does it have two heads or something else that makes it special?
Q) What's your favorite position?
A) Shortstop....oh wait. Doggy for sure.
Q) Hey I'm bored will you entertain me?
A) Umm, no. Wait...can you fit a bowling pin in your ass? Let's find out.
Q) Will you tell me a story?
A) Oh I certainly will, but you'll be sad at the end. =(
Q) Why do you give so many vague answers?
A) Because you ask vague questions.
Q) Can you respond quicker?
A) Yes.
Q) Why aren't you responding quicker then?
Q) Hello?
Q) Are you there?
Q) Hello?
A) LOL
Q) i m virgin u tech me sex?
A) Oh god no...
Q) Hey I just read your FAQ blog post. Why do you sound like such a bitch?
A) Because I read messages from xhamster users. Go figure.
I could keep going and some would probably be rather entertaining but that's enough beating up on the xham guys for now. <3
9 年 前
This is spectacular in my opinion. I get messages all the time in similar contexts. A search for FAQ and I saw this. I am laughing in agreement!
Thank you for writing this!
So damn true here. Too many people are rude and nasty when you do not answer them they way they want .