Sex Injuries
Anyone ever have a sex injury? Meaning, an injury, which requires medical attention as a result of hurting yourself while in the act of sex.
I've had muscle cramps in my legs before. I've even passed out on top of a girl because I was quite drunk. But this past week was a first for me.
I was on vacation with my wife. One of her sexual bucket list items was to have sex in the rain. So one night it's raining and were in our suite with a nice balcony and she says she wants to fuck outside. So, I am all to happy to help her cross that off her list. We head out, get naked, soaked in rain and she lies down on a lounge chair. Now this was not some crazy sex position, it was a simple missionary deal and as I was going down to get on top, my feet slipped out from under me on the wet marble floor and my back went YANK!
The pain was an instant boner killer. It shot down my legs and up to my shoulders. She helped me back inside, I lied on the bed she gave me a back rub and a blowjob and it didn't help.
You want pain? Try flying in a horrible airplane seat for 3 hours while your back is in traction!
We got home, went to a hospital, explained to the doctor what happened and she laughed to herself. In any case, I'm laid up for a few weeks and then physical therapy.
My question to you all is, do you have any similar experiences?
I've had muscle cramps in my legs before. I've even passed out on top of a girl because I was quite drunk. But this past week was a first for me.
I was on vacation with my wife. One of her sexual bucket list items was to have sex in the rain. So one night it's raining and were in our suite with a nice balcony and she says she wants to fuck outside. So, I am all to happy to help her cross that off her list. We head out, get naked, soaked in rain and she lies down on a lounge chair. Now this was not some crazy sex position, it was a simple missionary deal and as I was going down to get on top, my feet slipped out from under me on the wet marble floor and my back went YANK!
The pain was an instant boner killer. It shot down my legs and up to my shoulders. She helped me back inside, I lied on the bed she gave me a back rub and a blowjob and it didn't help.
You want pain? Try flying in a horrible airplane seat for 3 hours while your back is in traction!
We got home, went to a hospital, explained to the doctor what happened and she laughed to herself. In any case, I'm laid up for a few weeks and then physical therapy.
My question to you all is, do you have any similar experiences?
9 年 前
