Friends Request Questionnaire

My Added on Friends,are smart,articulate,Educated,fun folks,these are the questions they ask Pinky every Day




Women over 60 I've ra-pe-d with a meat cleaver.
The 5 snappiest remarks I've made while videotaping a miscarriage.
My favorite 3 scenes in The Shining to masturbate to.
The 10 lamest excuses my girlfriend ever gave for not eating my ass.
Pet names for my penis that rhyme with cesspool.
My favorite Scriptures to read aloud while teabagging a retarded girl.
The 4 best jobs my dad ever lost due to sodomy convictions.
Dinners my mother made that tasted worse than the diarrhea of a cancer patient.
The 6 most racist things I've yelled out a car window.
Women with the worst smelling pussies, in order of ethnicity.
Trinkets I own made out of gorilla hands.
Fat girls I've stood up on New Year's Eve.
The 7 largest objects I've ever hidden in my asshole.
Women under 30 I'd like to slash with a razor.
Freudian slips I've had around burn victims.
The 10 most barbaric things I've done to the foreskin of an immigrant.
Neighborhoods I’ve been chased out of due to Megan’s Law.
The 5 prettiest girlfriends I ever lost by chasing them with doo doo on a stick.
Dreams I've shattered by driving drunk.
Women I've seen in snuff films that reminded me of Nicole k**man.
Speech impediments I've tolerated during phone sex.
Embarrassing remarks that have been made regarding my genitals warts.
Good-natured anecdotes about the Columbine shootings.
Important political events I've spoiled by loudly defecating in my pants.
People I've made up AIDS rumors about, in order of how badly it ruined their lives.
Black churches I bombed in the south.
20 people I hope die of leukemia.
The 10 most erotic wrestling holds ever put on me by an older gentleman.
The 8 most disfigured people I ever beat up to impress a girl.
Celebrity face I've painted on my scrotum.
Inappropriate times I've screamed, "Cunt!" at my grandmother.
American League shortstops I want to suck off, in order of batting average.
My favorite songs to hum while gay bashing with a hammer claw.
The 5 nicest hineys I ever sniffed by accident.
Altzeimer patients I've bilked out of their life savings by posing as a relative.
The 15 dirtiest things I would do with Bob Dole's right arm.
Rectal itch creams I've received on my birthday, in order of effectiveness.
25 autistics I think are faking it.
Best selling poems I've written about clitoral circumcision.
The 3 foulest fluids ever dripped on me by a prostitute.
Dates I've had that wound up going to trial, in order of how badly they were asking for it.
My 5 most impressive achievements as a N.A.M.B.L.A. member.
Ladies I’ve fingered in their sleep.
Sexual fantasies I’ve had revolving around pig feces.
Girlfriends who’ve caught me 69ing with their fathers.
Parasites I’ve caught nesting in my pubic hair.
The 4 most inconvenient times a pigeon has shi-t in my mouth.
The 6 most disgusting Port o Johns I’ve fallen into face first.
Relatives I’ve gotten erections with while slow dancing.

Pinkys-Friends Hall OF Fame

The five oldest priests I gave head to as an altarboy--Thank You Hangdog90-Funny Man good Irish Humor 29-03-2015





Can you come up with a new one-If so ill give the funniest comment of the week award-You will win a lolly pop- or toffee Apple-And Make it on my Blog
The years winner gets a good fingering or hand job (or both) from Camilla Parker Bowles Duchess of Cornwall


Dr Pinky
9 年 前
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Scuzz_Twittly
A man walks into a bar, and order a double shot of Tequila

The bartender replies, "what's wrong?"

The man says, "my wife was killed by a Bus today...

Then that's not the worst of it...

Then I also lost my job as a Bus Driver!" 
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I_like_pink_bits 出版商 9 年 前
LOL-Very funny,well done,had a great laugh at this one-Thank You
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I_like_pink_bits 出版商 9 年 前
dxrtqgmp : Dr Dex Dude-Yes my friend you are 100% Right i agree with you, i thought about deleting the offence ones, which left me with no list-But their is a fine line,between censorship and bad humor,i feel i have to delete a few of them,as we both agree is not a nice subject-and maybe i pushed the boundary's too far-Pinky
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dxrtqgmp
dxrtqgmp 9 年 前
Pink, I'm happye to say, I can't recognize 99,9 % (perhaps 99,98 &) 0f this list. Let's make one thing clear, child offensive is a nogo in EVERY WAY. WHO can ever defend the Little ones right for their own privacy and child-hood (that is so important). The child-hoood is a happy land and ever so important for up-growing and better lives at all. (uf)
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