Cum where??

So some friends and I were discussing cumshots the other night and this is what came from it, thought I'd share it with you.

Has a guy ever ejaculated...

In your mouth? Duh! I always swallow!

Down your throat? Yes, straight down, never even tasted it!

On your face? Yes, all the time

In your eye? No, not directly, I hear that's not good for it and it sounds horrible

In your hair? Yes, I used to know a guy with a major hair fetish

In your ear? No, don't think it'll happen

Up your nose? Yeah, I actually tried this once, kinda on accident but I still count it

On your neck? Yes, I've been given plenty of pearl necklaces!

In your armpit? Yes, I have a guy that's into fucking them, it's interesting

On your chest? Yes, of course! Who wouldn't wanna cum on these tits?

Into your hand? Yes, usually followed by a yummy drinking of it or feeding it back to him

On your stomach? Yes, guys love my belly!

In your belly button? Yes, actually, I know someone that loves to fuck it

On your back? Yes

On your ass? Yes

On your legs? Yes

On your feet? Yes, many guys like footjobs

If you have one, on your tattoo? No, my one tattoo isn't really something I want cum on, it's special. Maybe on a different one in the future

On your pussy? Yes

In your pussy? Yes, of course... personally my fav place for a guy to cum!

In your ass? Yes, maybe my second fav place!

So there ya go, clearly if it was a competition, I won ;)