Failed to satisfy my wife last night BIG TIME
It was date night, we did the whole "dress up nice and go out" thing... pretty rare these days. Had a nice meal at a steakhouse, came home, and she started to get flirty. She stripped down as soon as we walked in the door and made a big show of the lingerie she was wearing (lacy black thong and black/purple bra).
I was a little drunk and horny already, so seeing her ass in that thong really got me going and gave me a raging boner. I took her into the bedroom and basically threw her on the bed. I had those panties off her in half a second and my pants and briefs off half a second after that. I started rubbing the head of my cock against her slick wet pussy lips, trying to tease her.
Well, in my drunken state I must have overestimated my stamina and underestimated my excitement. After a few seconds of rubbing, I felt the cum rising up through my shaft. I couldn't stop myself from ejaculating all over my wife's waiting pussy. I never even got inside her.
I always go limp immediately after cumming, but she really wanted some dick, so we kept trying. It was a shit show. My flaccid dick would get half an inch in and then slip out, over and over again. She started getting really frustrated, but eventually I managed to get my soft dick fully inside her. I leaned in close and fucked her doggystyle to keep it from slipping out.
It wasn't very good for either of us. I was drunk, tired, and feeling no pleasure from thrusting inside her, and she said that my soft dick wasn't hitting any of the places she needed it to. But she was determined to cum, so I kept pushing rope inside her.
Eventually I recovered enough from my ejaculation to get semi-hard. At this point my wife had a buttplug up her ass and a vibrator on her clit, and between all three she managed to get enough stimulation for an "acceptable" orgasm (her words).
Moral of the story: If you know you're prone to P.E., don't try to tease your wife with your dick! Especially when drunk.
I was a little drunk and horny already, so seeing her ass in that thong really got me going and gave me a raging boner. I took her into the bedroom and basically threw her on the bed. I had those panties off her in half a second and my pants and briefs off half a second after that. I started rubbing the head of my cock against her slick wet pussy lips, trying to tease her.
Well, in my drunken state I must have overestimated my stamina and underestimated my excitement. After a few seconds of rubbing, I felt the cum rising up through my shaft. I couldn't stop myself from ejaculating all over my wife's waiting pussy. I never even got inside her.
I always go limp immediately after cumming, but she really wanted some dick, so we kept trying. It was a shit show. My flaccid dick would get half an inch in and then slip out, over and over again. She started getting really frustrated, but eventually I managed to get my soft dick fully inside her. I leaned in close and fucked her doggystyle to keep it from slipping out.
It wasn't very good for either of us. I was drunk, tired, and feeling no pleasure from thrusting inside her, and she said that my soft dick wasn't hitting any of the places she needed it to. But she was determined to cum, so I kept pushing rope inside her.
Eventually I recovered enough from my ejaculation to get semi-hard. At this point my wife had a buttplug up her ass and a vibrator on her clit, and between all three she managed to get enough stimulation for an "acceptable" orgasm (her words).
Moral of the story: If you know you're prone to P.E., don't try to tease your wife with your dick! Especially when drunk.
3 年 前