Kinky Questionnaire Answers
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1. Have you ever slept naked? : Yes
2. Have you ever masturbated? : Yes
3. What's your bra size, or dick length? : 32DDD
4. Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?: Was in the other person’s bedroom.
5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn't a person? : Toys!
6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked for advice? : No
7. Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked? : No
8 . Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? : Lights
9. What's your greatest fantasy? : Public bondage and Humiliation!
10. Would you suck on anyone's toes? : Already do, Love my wife’s feet
11. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? : Theme park bathroom
12. Would you have sex there? I have
13. How old do you think you'll be your first time? : 16
14. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex?: I am Lesbian!!
15. What do you think the sexiest fruit is? : Strawberries I guess
16. Would you ever have an orgy with the same sex?: Yes
17. What and who turns you on? : My wife, or a long list of attractive actresses
18. Have your hands ever been down anyone's pants? : Yes
19. What superstar would you have sex with?: Jennifer Lawrence, Barbara Palvin
20. Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants? : I wear dresses and skirts, but yes I’ve had things in and around my crotch.
21. Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian?: I am Lesbian!!
22. Are you gay or lesbian?: Lesbian!!
23. Who's the sexiest male or female you know?: My Wife
24. Have you ever made a guy get hard?: I’m sure that I have but can’t say for sure
25. Have you ever counted your pubic hairs? : No, but I’m also always bare
26. Would you rather be cute or sexy? : Sexy
27. How many people would you have sex with at once? : 2
28. Have you ever put on a strip show? : Yes
29. Have you ever seen a strip show?: Yes
30. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? : Yes
31. What's your kinky fetish? : Mostly bondage and public humiliation
32. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? : Never
33. Have you ever had an orgasm? : Yes
34. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? : Yes
35. Have you ever played with a condom? : Yes on toys
36. If you could be a spice what would it be? : Thyme? I don’t know
37. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, hand cuffs, etc.?: Have done, and will continue to do
38. Have you ever tried on a condom? : Nope
39. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?: I’m the spanked one
40. If someone says "spank me" do you do it and get turned on?: I’m the one that says “spank me”
41. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?: I don’t wear underwear, and haven’t in several years
42. Have you ever seen anyone's dick? Yes
43. Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked? : Yes, my tits to my wife’s tits
44. Have you ever taken a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? : Yes
45. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? : Theme park bathroom
46. What was the weirdest thing you've ever done to your b/f or g/f? : I’m the sub, but she has had me go through a mall and try things on with an attendant's help while I had a vibe in and couldn’t orgasm.
47. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you? : She tried to be sub, it was hilarious and will never happen again.
48 . Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in?: Not really
49. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?: Yes
50. Have your parents ever caught you doing anything? No
51. Have you ever caught them?: No
52. Would you ever have sex in the ocean? : No, but now I’m interested
53. Have you ever gotten sand up yourself? : No
54. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? : All the time
55. What do you wear to bed? : Naked!
56. Have you ever done anything with someone in your own or parents bed?: Nope
57. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? : Sure!
58. Have you ever eaten green M&M's? : Yes
59. Have you ever used lubricant? Yes
60. Have you ever practiced kissing? : Yes
61. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else? Yes, frequently
62. Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? : Yes
63. Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?: That sounds fun
64. Have you ever given or received a hand job or blow job? : Not on actual penis, just strapon
65. What kitchen item would you label your b/f or g/f? : I haven’t a clue
66. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? : Yes
67.What celebrity would you dip in hot chocolate? : Stella Cox would be adorable with chocolate covering.
68. What does the number "69" mean to you? : Licking while being licked!
69. Have you ever played cops and robbers and if so what was your naughty crime? : Public indecency, punished with public humiliation
70. How old were you when you got your first real kiss? 16
71. What's the weirdest thing you can do with Jell-O? : Bra, it just kind of sits on your tits and eventually falls apart.
72. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? : Yes
73. When you were little did you ever play with yourself? : Nope
74. Have you ever tied up or handcuffed anybody? : Nope, I’m the one getting tied
75. Have you ever rested your head on somebody's chest or dick? : Yes, every ex-girlfriend's chest, and all over my wife's body.
76. Have you ever seen or heard your friends parents having sex? No
77. Were you a witness to someone having sex? : An ex-girlfriend
78. Does ice cream turn you on? No
79. How about cherries? : Yes
80. Would you ever have phone sex? : No
81. Do you go by the rhythm of music? : Noe
82. Would you ever do anyone in a tree? : Yes I would
83. Would you ever have sexual contact with a relative? : Never!
84. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don't even know? : Dated one of my best friends, and I consider my wife my best friend, but also had a one night stand with her before getting to know her.
85. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex? : It can be
86. Do you find older women or men attractive? Only a few years older than me, and women
87. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom? Without
88. Who was the person you kissed that was the best? Wife, but I’m biased
89. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do? : Quick kinky play time?
90. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do? : Spend it in my wife’s arms
91. Which would you rather make out:
[X ]On a stage in front of a lot of people you know?
[ ] With your parents in the room?
[ ] In front of an ex?
92. Have you ever sneezed on your partner? : No
93. What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex? I haven’t talked to them in years, why are they suddenly catching me?
94. Have you ever had a physical and how was it? : Yes. Nothing special.
95. What color is your hair (pubic)? I keep it bare cause I think it’s more attractive, but it’s an auburn
96. Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair? My natural color yes, which is Auburn
97. Have you ever opened your eyes while making out? : Yes
98. Your love life is like which of these movies:
[ ] Something about Mary
[ ] Chasing Amy
[ ] My Girl 2
[ ] When Harry Met Sally
[ ] Fatal Attraction (playa)
[ XXX ] Rated X (not for young viewers)
99. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together? : Yes, we had to call a friend to cut the cuffs off me.
1. Have you ever slept naked? : Yes
2. Have you ever masturbated? : Yes
3. What's your bra size, or dick length? : 32DDD
4. Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?: Was in the other person’s bedroom.
5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn't a person? : Toys!
6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked for advice? : No
7. Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked? : No
8 . Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? : Lights
9. What's your greatest fantasy? : Public bondage and Humiliation!
10. Would you suck on anyone's toes? : Already do, Love my wife’s feet
11. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? : Theme park bathroom
12. Would you have sex there? I have
13. How old do you think you'll be your first time? : 16
14. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex?: I am Lesbian!!
15. What do you think the sexiest fruit is? : Strawberries I guess
16. Would you ever have an orgy with the same sex?: Yes
17. What and who turns you on? : My wife, or a long list of attractive actresses
18. Have your hands ever been down anyone's pants? : Yes
19. What superstar would you have sex with?: Jennifer Lawrence, Barbara Palvin
20. Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants? : I wear dresses and skirts, but yes I’ve had things in and around my crotch.
21. Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian?: I am Lesbian!!
22. Are you gay or lesbian?: Lesbian!!
23. Who's the sexiest male or female you know?: My Wife
24. Have you ever made a guy get hard?: I’m sure that I have but can’t say for sure
25. Have you ever counted your pubic hairs? : No, but I’m also always bare
26. Would you rather be cute or sexy? : Sexy
27. How many people would you have sex with at once? : 2
28. Have you ever put on a strip show? : Yes
29. Have you ever seen a strip show?: Yes
30. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? : Yes
31. What's your kinky fetish? : Mostly bondage and public humiliation
32. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? : Never
33. Have you ever had an orgasm? : Yes
34. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? : Yes
35. Have you ever played with a condom? : Yes on toys
36. If you could be a spice what would it be? : Thyme? I don’t know
37. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, hand cuffs, etc.?: Have done, and will continue to do
38. Have you ever tried on a condom? : Nope
39. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?: I’m the spanked one
40. If someone says "spank me" do you do it and get turned on?: I’m the one that says “spank me”
41. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?: I don’t wear underwear, and haven’t in several years
42. Have you ever seen anyone's dick? Yes
43. Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else's while you were both naked? : Yes, my tits to my wife’s tits
44. Have you ever taken a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? : Yes
45. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? : Theme park bathroom
46. What was the weirdest thing you've ever done to your b/f or g/f? : I’m the sub, but she has had me go through a mall and try things on with an attendant's help while I had a vibe in and couldn’t orgasm.
47. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you? : She tried to be sub, it was hilarious and will never happen again.
48 . Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in?: Not really
49. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?: Yes
50. Have your parents ever caught you doing anything? No
51. Have you ever caught them?: No
52. Would you ever have sex in the ocean? : No, but now I’m interested
53. Have you ever gotten sand up yourself? : No
54. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? : All the time
55. What do you wear to bed? : Naked!
56. Have you ever done anything with someone in your own or parents bed?: Nope
57. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? : Sure!
58. Have you ever eaten green M&M's? : Yes
59. Have you ever used lubricant? Yes
60. Have you ever practiced kissing? : Yes
61. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else? Yes, frequently
62. Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? : Yes
63. Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?: That sounds fun
64. Have you ever given or received a hand job or blow job? : Not on actual penis, just strapon
65. What kitchen item would you label your b/f or g/f? : I haven’t a clue
66. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? : Yes
67.What celebrity would you dip in hot chocolate? : Stella Cox would be adorable with chocolate covering.
68. What does the number "69" mean to you? : Licking while being licked!
69. Have you ever played cops and robbers and if so what was your naughty crime? : Public indecency, punished with public humiliation
70. How old were you when you got your first real kiss? 16
71. What's the weirdest thing you can do with Jell-O? : Bra, it just kind of sits on your tits and eventually falls apart.
72. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? : Yes
73. When you were little did you ever play with yourself? : Nope
74. Have you ever tied up or handcuffed anybody? : Nope, I’m the one getting tied
75. Have you ever rested your head on somebody's chest or dick? : Yes, every ex-girlfriend's chest, and all over my wife's body.
76. Have you ever seen or heard your friends parents having sex? No
77. Were you a witness to someone having sex? : An ex-girlfriend
78. Does ice cream turn you on? No
79. How about cherries? : Yes
80. Would you ever have phone sex? : No
81. Do you go by the rhythm of music? : Noe
82. Would you ever do anyone in a tree? : Yes I would
83. Would you ever have sexual contact with a relative? : Never!
84. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don't even know? : Dated one of my best friends, and I consider my wife my best friend, but also had a one night stand with her before getting to know her.
85. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex? : It can be
86. Do you find older women or men attractive? Only a few years older than me, and women
87. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom? Without
88. Who was the person you kissed that was the best? Wife, but I’m biased
89. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do? : Quick kinky play time?
90. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do? : Spend it in my wife’s arms
91. Which would you rather make out:
[X ]On a stage in front of a lot of people you know?
[ ] With your parents in the room?
[ ] In front of an ex?
92. Have you ever sneezed on your partner? : No
93. What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex? I haven’t talked to them in years, why are they suddenly catching me?
94. Have you ever had a physical and how was it? : Yes. Nothing special.
95. What color is your hair (pubic)? I keep it bare cause I think it’s more attractive, but it’s an auburn
96. Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair? My natural color yes, which is Auburn
97. Have you ever opened your eyes while making out? : Yes
98. Your love life is like which of these movies:
[ ] Something about Mary
[ ] Chasing Amy
[ ] My Girl 2
[ ] When Harry Met Sally
[ ] Fatal Attraction (playa)
[ XXX ] Rated X (not for young viewers)
99. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together? : Yes, we had to call a friend to cut the cuffs off me.
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