Durex

They come in all shapes and sizes
Floppy like durex then I am surmising
I've never touched one or maybe two
One in school and another in a pool

When I see them on the Net
So ugly bendy floppy and wet
When I compare them to my own
As hard as a nail, straight as a bone

When hardened it can't peel right back
My balls feel like they haven't dropped
My anti-climax lasts such a short time
But when it peaks the relief is just fine

I've never done sodomy either way in
But there again it is nothing but sin
Why you lot do it I do understand
Straight sex to you is simply too bland

Not enough stimuli to reproduce
To get your baby you need the juice
What if the orgasm was forgotten
Due to the loss of the feel of cotton

The meaning of a word slips the mind
The feel of your cocks slip out behind
My freedom and peace grow strong
As you realise just how you are wrong

I am not after retribution or revenge
I won't come close to your stench
You smell, you humm and you reek
There again such a scent I don't seek

What I want is what I have
Your ugly cocks don't matter
What I have is all I want
Possessions remain the latter

Muscipula